| Children's Humor Ages 5-12 | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
| (Ages 5-7)Knock-Knock Jokes | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1Knock-knock...who's there?...lettuce...lettuce who?...lettuce in!!!! 2.Knock-knock...who's there?...Banana...Banana who?...Knock-knock...who's there?...banana...banana who?...Knock-knock...who's there?...banana...banana who?... knock-knock... who's there?...orange...orange who?...orange you glad I didn't say banana??? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| (Ages 5-7) Riddles | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1.Q.Why did the skeleton cross the road? A.Because he didn't have the guts. 2.Q.What do you get if you cross ducks and a box of crackers? A.A box of quackers. 3.Q. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
| (Ages 10-12) Jokes | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1. One day, a man was sitting in his living room, when he heard a knock at the door. He got up to see who it was. When he opened the door, he didn't see anyone, so he shut the door and sat back down. A couple seconds later, he heard the knock again. He got up and opened the door. He still didn't see anyone. When he was about to shut the door again, he looked down and saw a snail holding a clipboard and pen. The man was confused. The snail asked "would you mind sponsoring me in a road race?" The man was like, no way, I'm not sponsoring a snail in a road race! the snail asked him again " Please???" The man shut the door and sat back down. He heard another knock and opened the door, the snail said " Please, I really need this!" The man told the snail to get out and he closed the door again. Another knock came about 3 seconds after the man sat down. He got up, opened the door, and kicked the snail across the street, clipboard and all. The man sat back down.------One year later------ The man was sitting in his living room whan he heard a knock at the door. He got up, opened the door and the snail was standing there with his clipboard and asked "Why'd you do that?" | 2. One day, a dog walked into a bar. The bar tender was standing there wiping down the bar. He looked up. He looked at the dog, puzzled. He told the dog, he said "There are no pets allowed in here, you'll have to leave." The dog says "Bud Lite, please." The man told him the policy again. The dog says "Bruskey, please." The man told him once again. The dog says "Sam Adams, please." The man tells the dog "You can't be in here, now you'll have to leave before I take some drastic action!" The dog says "Miller Lite, please." So the guy takes out his gun and shoots the dog in thefoot, the dog scurrys out of the bar whining. Six months later, the dog comes back. This time, he was dressed in cowboy boots, chaps, guns on his belt, all disguised as a cowboy. The man is wiping down the couunter again and asks the dog "May I help you?" The dog says, "Yeah, I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw (pa)."
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